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A palm-sized bao bun squishy sealed inside a miniature bamboo-style steamer basket, with the colourway hidden until you open it. Solid, glitter, galaxy, UV-reactive and holographic variants are scattered through the run, and the rare ones resell for many times the five dollars this costs. Over 500 million TikTok views and routinely sold out within an hour of restock.

Desktop-sized version of the iconic car dealership arm-flailing tube man. USB-powered. Flails enthusiastically on your desk. Brings pure chaotic energy to any workspace.

A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.

A battery-powered plastic pickle that yodels on command. Press the button. Receive yodel. No context needed. No context possible.

A tiny possum driving a peanut-shaped pull-back car. Classic Archie McPhee absurdist energy. Pull it back, let it go, question everything.

Tiny, hyper-detailed miniature cat figurines with ridiculous levels of attitude. Set of multiple. Each one looks like it's judging you. Collect them all. Be judged by all.