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A palm-sized bao bun squishy sealed inside a miniature bamboo-style steamer basket, with the colourway hidden until you open it. Solid, glitter, galaxy, UV-reactive and holographic variants are scattered through the run, and the rare ones resell for many times the five dollars this costs. Over 500 million TikTok views and routinely sold out within an hour of restock.

Desktop-sized version of the iconic car dealership arm-flailing tube man. USB-powered. Flails enthusiastically on your desk. Brings pure chaotic energy to any workspace.

A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.

A battery-powered plastic pickle that yodels on command. Press the button. Receive yodel. No context needed. No context possible.

A tiny possum driving a peanut-shaped pull-back car. Classic Archie McPhee absurdist energy. Pull it back, let it go, question everything.

Tiny, hyper-detailed miniature cat figurines with ridiculous levels of attitude. Set of multiple. Each one looks like it's judging you. Collect them all. Be judged by all.

A 6.5 by 7.5 inch vinyl model of intestines filled with squishable liquid and food-shaped confetti. Press it and the liquid moves. Archie McPhee lists it with current popular desk toys. Small parts; not for children under 3.

A tin of twenty pairs of adhesive plastic googly eyes in four sizes. Peel the backs and stick them on whatever is too serious. A portable classic from Archie McPhee, and one of the few novelty gifts that gets used after the day it is opened.

A 3.5-inch electronic button box with four sounds: applause, crickets, a rimshot, and booing. Three LR44 batteries are included. The Archie McPhee version of a laugh track you can point at a person.

Soft-vinyl cats shaped as if they have melted into a clear bowl. Three styles — tuxedo, orange, and calico — each about 2 inches tall and sold separately for $6.25. The photo shows the set; you pick a colour on the product page.

A 3.5-inch red button box with four recorded sighs: male, female, shocked, and end of the world. Three LR44 batteries included. Archie McPhee's electronic version of giving up on a conversation.