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Desktop-sized version of the iconic car dealership arm-flailing tube man. USB-powered. Flails enthusiastically on your desk. Brings pure chaotic energy to any workspace.

A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.

A battery-powered plastic pickle that yodels on command. Press the button. Receive yodel. No context needed. No context possible.

A tiny possum driving a peanut-shaped pull-back car. Classic Archie McPhee absurdist energy. Pull it back, let it go, question everything.

Tiny, hyper-detailed miniature cat figurines with ridiculous levels of attitude. Set of multiple. Each one looks like it's judging you. Collect them all. Be judged by all.