The Screaming Goat Figure & Book
A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.
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The goat is fine. The book is what you're actually buying. A screaming goat on its own is a ten-second novelty. Pairing it with a small illustrated volume about the goat's emotional interior turns it into an object with something like lore — which is a ridiculous sentence to write about a desk toy, and also precisely why it stays on shelves for years while louder gifts get put away. Small, silent until pressed, and cheap. One of the better desk gifts for someone whose humour runs dry rather than broad.
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