Disappointed Sigh
$11.95
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Disappointed Sigh

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A 3.5-inch red button box with four recorded sighs: male, female, shocked, and end of the world. Three LR44 batteries included. Archie McPhee's electronic version of giving up on a conversation.

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Curator’s take

Same chassis as the Instant Audience, different emotional range. Four sighs instead of four verdicts: a man's, a woman's, a shocked one, and one labelled end of the world. It is for the meeting that cannot be left and should still be commented on. Batteries are in the pack, the unit is about three and a half inches, and the card states the obvious warning about button cells. At $11.95 it lands in the under-fifteen gift band without looking like a placeholder. The joke is narrower than a laugh track. It only does disappointment, which makes it more specific and slightly meaner, and meaner in the direction of a situation rather than a person. That is the line that keeps it giftable at work. It will get old if it is used every hour. That is true of every sound button.

— CoolShit curation team

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