Curated Catalog
The highest upvoted and most interesting gear, designs, and novelties in novelty.
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Desktop-sized version of the iconic car dealership arm-flailing tube man. USB-powered. Flails enthusiastically on your desk. Brings pure chaotic energy to any workspace.
Christmas candy canes flavored with actual ketchup. Red. Striped. Tomato-forward. A gift for someone you love but also want to deeply confuse.
A giant round flannel blanket printed to look exactly like a flour tortilla. Wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. Six feet of glorious beige comfort.
Nessie's neck and head poke above the waterline while her body steeps your tea at the bottom of the mug. Loose-leaf tea infuser. Food-safe silicone. Makes every cup of tea a cryptid encounter.
A tiny possum driving a peanut-shaped pull-back car. Classic Archie McPhee absurdist energy. Pull it back, let it go, question everything.
Electric hot potato that plays music and delivers a mild shock to whoever's holding it when the music stops. Safe, battery-powered buzz. Maximum chaos at family gatherings.
A plush pillow shaped like a realistic wood log. Inspired by Twin Peaks. Hug it during difficult times. Place it on your couch. Tell it your secrets.
A black-and-white cow print bucket hat with actual plush horns and ears attached. Moo. Fashion has peaked. Nothing else needs to be designed.
A string of fairy lights where each bulb is shaped like a little pink shrimp. Warm white LED. Ambiance. Crustacean energy. Works indoors and out.
Tiny frog-shaped charms that clip onto wine and cocktail glasses to mark whose drink is whose. Set of 6. Each frog has a different pose. Ribbit responsibly.
Tiny, hyper-detailed miniature cat figurines with ridiculous levels of attitude. Set of multiple. Each one looks like it's judging you. Collect them all. Be judged by all.
A set of detailed USA cryptid figurines: Bigfoot, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, and friends. Each one comes with a fun fact card about the legend. Cryptids deserve shelf space.
A beautifully crafted wooden puzzle box that conceals a wine bottle inside. Solve the puzzle to retrieve the wine. Give this as a gift only to people you trust to stay calm under pressure.
Silicone tea infusers shaped like dinosaurs. The dino's body hangs in your mug while its head rests on the rim. Loose-leaf tea. Prehistoric flavors. Modern sadness.
A tiny inflatable unicorn horn on a strap that attaches to your cat's head. The cat will hate it. You will love it. The internet will worship it. This is the cycle.
The original (and best) pet: a rock. Comes with a genuine carrying case, a leash for walks, and a care manual. Requires no food, no vet, no attention. Zero maintenance. Perfect companion.
A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.
Artificially realistic plastic fruit so lifelike it's been bitten into by real humans. Use for display, photography, pranks, or just placing strategically in your kitchen for chaos.
An octopus-shaped solid stick that transforms into a gel cleanser when it hits your skin. Pulls out blackheads, makes your pores sad, makes you happy. K-beauty novelty at its finest.
A penguin-shaped electric egg boiler. Six eggs nest inside the penguin's body. It beeps when they're done. Possibly the most cheerful kitchen appliance in existence.
A dinosaur-shaped taco stand that holds 3 tacos in the saddle of a ceramic triceratops. Turns Taco Tuesday into the Cretaceous period. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
A set of stretchy, creepy-cute monster finger puppets. Each one has its own unsettling personality. Collect all of them. Terrorize small meetings.
A battery-powered plastic pickle that yodels on command. Press the button. Receive yodel. No context needed. No context possible.
A horse with a shark head. A shark with horse legs. Randimals are cryptid figurines that shouldn't exist but clearly needed to. High-quality sculpt. Comes in a mystery box format.
Sandals that make your feet look like koi fish. Scaly. Realistic. Deeply unsettling at the pool. The tail fin flap between your toes. Fully wearable. Genuinely eye-catching.
Miniature realistic hands on a ring. Wear them on your fingers for maximum uncanny valley energy. Perfect for puppet shows, pranks, photos, or just silently gesturing at people with your tiny hand.
A pack of sodas in flavors that shouldn't exist: Buffalo Wing, Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Sweet Corn. Criminally carbonated. Aggressively weird. 100% real.
Tiny tighty-whities sized for your hands. Wear them as fingerless gloves. Give them as gifts. Use them as a conversation grenade. Functional? Technically yes.