Curated Catalog
The highest upvoted and most interesting gear, designs, and novelties in novelty.
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A palm-sized bao bun squishy sealed inside a miniature bamboo-style steamer basket, with the colourway hidden until you open it. Solid, glitter, galaxy, UV-reactive and holographic variants are scattered through the run, and the rare ones resell for many times the five dollars this costs. Over 500 million TikTok views and routinely sold out within an hour of restock.
Desktop-sized version of the iconic car dealership arm-flailing tube man. USB-powered. Flails enthusiastically on your desk. Brings pure chaotic energy to any workspace.
A tiny inflatable unicorn horn on a strap that attaches to your cat's head. The cat will hate it. You will love it. The internet will worship it. This is the cycle.
Christmas candy canes flavored with actual ketchup. Red. Striped. Tomato-forward. A gift for someone you love but also want to deeply confuse.
A giant round flannel blanket printed to look exactly like a flour tortilla. Wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. Six feet of glorious beige comfort.
Nessie's neck and head poke above the waterline while her body steeps your tea at the bottom of the mug. Loose-leaf tea infuser. Food-safe silicone. Makes every cup of tea a cryptid encounter.
The original (and best) pet: a rock. Comes with a genuine carrying case, a leash for walks, and a care manual. Requires no food, no vet, no attention. Zero maintenance. Perfect companion.
Electric hot potato that plays music and delivers a mild shock to whoever's holding it when the music stops. Safe, battery-powered buzz. Maximum chaos at family gatherings.
A miniature goat that screams. Comes with a tiny illustrated book about the goat's feelings. Completely unhinged desktop companion. Press the button, question your life choices.