Metal Poop Knife (12 in)
A 12-inch stainless-steel spatula blade engraved "POOP KNIFE", with a wooden handle and a bead chain for hanging, in a printed gift box. Jsuslife, sold on Amazon.
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The version closest to the original story, in which the family knife was a real knife hung by its handle. This one is a stainless spatula blade with "POOP KNIFE" engraved down it and a chain through the handle, so it can hang from a nail exactly as described. It comes in a box with cartoon poops on it, which settles any doubt about whether it is a joke. About $10, cheaper than the silicone original.
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