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Miniature realistic hands on a ring. Wear them on your fingers for maximum uncanny valley energy. Perfect for puppet shows, pranks, photos, or just silently gesturing at people with your tiny hand.

A set of stretchy, creepy-cute monster finger puppets. Each one has its own unsettling personality. Collect all of them. Terrorize small meetings.

Artificially realistic plastic fruit so lifelike it's been bitten into by real humans. Use for display, photography, pranks, or just placing strategically in your kitchen for chaos.

A metal-reinforced silicone blade born from the single most legendary confession ever posted to Reddit — the man who discovered, aged 30, that not every family keeps a dedicated knife beside the toilet. Dishwasher safe, hygienic, and drilled with a hanging hole so it can live in the laundry room where it belongs. Comes in packaging that commits entirely to the bit.