Jingle Butts Ornaments
Two 3-inch hand-blown glass ornaments, one red and one green. From the front they look like ordinary baubles; from the back they are a pair of buttocks. Each has a tiny bell and a hanging string. Archie McPhee.
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The design works because it hides. Hung facing forward, these pass as normal matte ornaments, and the joke only lands when someone walks around the tree or a branch turns them. That delay is what makes them good in a white-elephant pile: the box reads as a decent glass ornament set, then the person opening it sees the second angle. They are real hand-blown glass rather than plastic, so they sit on the tree with the rest of the decorations instead of looking like a novelty clipped on afterwards. The bell is a small extra and gives the name its pun. Two to a box at about twelve dollars each is the upper end for an ornament, which is the price of glass. Fragile, so not for a tree within reach of a dog.
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