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A horse with a shark head. A shark with horse legs. Randimals are cryptid figurines that shouldn't exist but clearly needed to. High-quality sculpt. Comes in a mystery box format.

A plush pillow shaped like a realistic wood log. Inspired by Twin Peaks. Hug it during difficult times. Place it on your couch. Tell it your secrets.

A set of detailed USA cryptid figurines: Bigfoot, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, and friends. Each one comes with a fun fact card about the legend. Cryptids deserve shelf space.

A cast resin tentacle in aged bronze, hand-painted and polished, curling off a mounting plate as a fully working pull handle. Around 20cm long and solid enough for daily use on a cupboard, study or bathroom door. One of very few novelty objects that stops being decor and becomes part of the building.

A 6.5 by 7.5 inch vinyl model of intestines filled with squishable liquid and food-shaped confetti. Press it and the liquid moves. Archie McPhee lists it with current popular desk toys. Small parts; not for children under 3.

A tin of twenty pairs of adhesive plastic googly eyes in four sizes. Peel the backs and stick them on whatever is too serious. A portable classic from Archie McPhee, and one of the few novelty gifts that gets used after the day it is opened.

Six soft-vinyl robed cats, about 1-3/8 inches tall, plus a tiny altar and a bird figure. The box is illustrated as a ceremony you have interrupted. An Archie McPhee set for people who already assume their cats have a night shift.

A 6-foot indoor string of ten warm-white LEDs, each bulb a green pickle. Runs on two AA batteries, which are not included. New for the season at Archie McPhee, and the Christmas version of a joke the catalog already tells with yodeling pickles.

A box of six candy canes, 5-1/4 inches tall, striped yellow and white, flavoured like chicken soup. From Archie McPhee, the same house as the ketchup candy canes already in this catalog. Net weight 3.8 ounces.

Six dill-pickle flavoured candy canes, green and white, 5-1/4 inches tall, in a box illustrated with a Santa-hat pickle. Archie McPhee, $9.50. The Christmas-pickle joke in a form you can hang or eat.

One gummy bear sold by Vat19 as the world's hottest, boxed with a warning panel. $9.99. It is a dare packaged as candy, and it is one of the store's current bestsellers. Read the box before anyone eats it.