Glow-in-the-Dark Itty Bitty Celery
Eight soft vinyl celery stalks, just over an inch tall, that quietly remind you of celery's superiority all day — and then glow in the dark once the lights go out. A delightfully pointless collectible for anyone with a taste for the unusual.
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There is no reason for this product to exist, and we mean that as the highest compliment we give. It is a set of tiny celery stalks that glow in the dark. There is no reference to get, no function to justify, and no story that makes it make sense. That total absence of purpose is the entire appeal — it's the purest example of the kind of object this site exists to find. Small enough to hide in a stocking or slip into a colleague's desk drawer, cheap enough that the pointlessness costs you almost nothing.
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