Bacon Bandages
Fifteen latex-free adhesive bandages cut and printed to look like little strips of bacon, packed in a collectible metal tin with a free prize inside. Because if you're going to bleed, you might as well accessorize with breakfast meat.
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The quiet virtue of this one is that it gets used up. Most novelty gifts sit on a shelf accruing dust until a house move; a box of bandages disappears into a bathroom cabinet and is gone within a year, which is exactly what you want from a six dollar gift. They work perfectly well as bandages. The joke only surfaces at the moment someone opens the tin looking for a plaster and finds what appears to be a strip of raw bacon, which is a better-timed punchline than most gifts in this price bracket manage. Good as a standalone Secret Santa pick, better as the small extra thing tucked alongside a larger present.
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