Racing Wiener Dogs
A set of four soft-vinyl dachshunds on wheeled bases, each about 3-3/8 inches long, in four colours. Line them up and roll them. Archie McPhee's tabletop version of the wiener-dog races that already circulate as videos.
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Wiener-dog races are already a video category. This set turns that into four vinyl dogs on wheels, different colours so you can tell them apart, each a bit over three inches long. You roll them. There is no motor and no track in the box, which keeps the price at $22.50 and the activity at a table rather than a toy that needs batteries and a winner's podium. It works as a white elephant because the race can happen before anyone sits back down. The dogs are a set, so splitting them misses the point. Small parts, and the maker's own warning applies: not for children under 3. The appeal is the shape. A dachshund on wheels does not need a caption, and four of them need even less.
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