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A giant round flannel blanket printed to look exactly like a flour tortilla. Wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. Six feet of glorious beige comfort.

Full-body shark onesie blanket. You zip yourself inside and become a shark. Fins included. Tail included. Dignity not included. Perfect for Netflix and absolutely nothing else.

A plush pillow shaped like a realistic wood log. Inspired by Twin Peaks. Hug it during difficult times. Place it on your couch. Tell it your secrets.