
A black-and-white cow print bucket hat with actual plush horns and ears attached. Moo. Fashion has peaked. Nothing else needs to be designed.
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A black-and-white cow print bucket hat with actual plush horns and ears attached. Moo. Fashion has peaked. Nothing else needs to be designed.

Sandals that make your feet look like koi fish. Scaly. Realistic. Deeply unsettling at the pool. The tail fin flap between your toes. Fully wearable. Genuinely eye-catching.

Tiny tighty-whities sized for your hands. Wear them as fingerless gloves. Give them as gifts. Use them as a conversation grenade. Functional? Technically yes.

Full-body shark onesie blanket. You zip yourself inside and become a shark. Fins included. Tail included. Dignity not included. Perfect for Netflix and absolutely nothing else.